Dombey's Page

Dombey The Cat here, NOT Dombey the Dickens character. (Though the Master says quite often, "You lil' dickens, you!")
AnyWHO it seems the Master is ALWAYS telling a particular ancedote at guest appearances and SF cons and such, and I am here today to insist HE is telling it ALL wrong!

:HISS:

Still, this is how HE tells it:

"One everning while Sue was chewing celery (you have heard of buns of steel, well, my wife has jaws of steel) and watching what I thought was a particularily boring show on the tellie, Dombey jumped onto the couch and while she was very engrossed in the story he silently, on cats paws, crept up to her and without any warning, sprayed in her ear. :HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA:."

And now I will tell it like it is, AHEM, was:

It had NOTHING to do with the Mistress' propensity for chewing celery! And that's the name of THAT tune.

:YEOOOOOOOOWL:(Translation: HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA).

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