"A Visit With The Doctor" -- Tom Baker's Eighth Article Reprint

A Visit With The Doctor

By Karen E. Wilson

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By Fran Evans

 

He came by way of airplane, not by

TARDIS, and the long scarf and

floppy hat had been replaced by a

three-piece business suit. But the curly brown

hair, rich British accent and charismatic wit

marked him unmistakably as Tom Baker, the

flamboyant BBC star best known as Dr. Who.

STARLOG spoke with Baker in Los Angeles,

where he paid a surprise visit to a Dr.

Who convention.

"It was simply marvelous [being] with the

supporters of the program! They were

wonderful! It was heaven. It's interesting that

in the United Kingdom the average age of the

people who turn out for two hours to meet

me, to talk to me for 30 seconds, is about six

years old. Now the thousand people who

turned out Saturday were certainly young

adults.... So that's very surprising.

"I think when one looks at the success of a

film and television series, after the thing has

become successful people start asking rather

searching questions. And the ghastly sort of

reality is, that it was all an accident. In fact,

the first reason why it's successful is because

there isn't anything like it So therefore, it's

bound to have some. kind of success; it

doesn't admit a comparison. That makes it

unique!" Baker exclaims, his arms waving,

his eyes wide. "And secondly, I think the

BBC do have a very high level of technical ex-

pertise that backs up the uniqueness of the

program. I think for those two reasons we do

rather well among people who are interested

in the subject.

"And mostly, I've always thought that

most of the science-fantasy or science-fiction

things that I look at are rather devoid of any

irony or humor. Let us think of something

for which one cannot say one single thing

except that it employed a lot of people. Space:

1999, that was an exercise designed

it seems to me by accident — to put the whole

viewing public into a coma. There wasn't one

single redeeming feature to it. In spite of the

fact that the expertise that went into it was

stupifying! Marvelous designers of costumes

and sets, excellent actors, lovely music, lovely

special effects. And quite serious people

writing the scripts. Why didn't it work?" The

effervescent Baker pauses for effect, fully

prepared to answer his own question.

"I think that somehow when they set out

on that project, they were actually impressed

by the project! Why don't they just tell a few

adventure stories within the formula of Space: 1999!

"No! There were those actors with their

hearts on their sleeves being—damnit! so sincere

and it was so ponderous. There was

nothing silly about it. Now, if there's nothing

witty or funny or silly or something, it's utterly

devoid of any resemblance to reality. My

view is: I cannot conceive of any situation

which is real or imaginative which isn't all of

those. If you want to work with an alien or a

group of aliens in outer space, you've got to

look for irony and humor, and silliness,

embarassment, a sense of verve, dynamics,"

Baker continues. He is seated, but animated.

"But you cannot roll in it as if it were the

first time anybody's ever heard [Beethoven's]

Fifth Symphony. It starts in: Ba ba-ba-

boom!, as though it were some new thing

with something really important to say. Since

when did television actually think it had

something important to say? Time to switch it

off," says Baker, "actually start talking to

each other."

It is quite dear that Tom Baker has strong

feelings about television and science fiction

and the products of their intermingling. And

he is refreshingly outspoken.

"The real trick about television is that the

really gifted people are all alchemists. And

they are alchemists in the sense that they have

to transmute whippetshit—I can't think of

anything more despicable to say about popular

lar television scripts than to call them whip-

petshit," Baker explains. ("I don't even

know what whippetshit looks like, but it

sounds to be very thin and obscene....) But

they have to transform whippetshit into the

gold of entertainment."

"And sometimes, if they're very, very

clever, to transform it into something quite

inspiring and amusing, diverting, that fills

people with optimism. That's the real test of

who's any good at it.

"Anyone can stand up on television with a

modicum of expertise and indulge, or pander

to prejudice and bigotry. And say 'the right

things' in a reasonant voice. And be charm-

ingly dressed and do whatever it is — a quiz

show or some ghastly situation comedy. But

it needs someone really very clever to transmute

that to something very special."

Baker chuckles when asked if, after all,

there is any difference between himself and

the equally incisive and charming Doctor.

"You'd have to ask someone else," is his

cautious response. "I mean, I don't know a

thing about Dr. Who from an actor's point of

view. Of course, Dr. Who is not the only

unique thing about it [the series], I play an

alien. Of course it's not really an acting

part.. .it doesn't admit any development.

You have a character who is actually utterly,

utterly predictable. That's a burning formula

for boredom," Baker states.

"I don't really know how it went at the

beginning; that was 17 years ago. But imagine.

Someone says, 'Well, look—here's this char-

acter, he's an alien, comes from Gallifrey,

and he flies around in a police box, and he's

got this girl with him sometimes.' And the

producer must have said to the director,

'Well, what docs he do?' He gets involved in

all sorts of scrapes and finally he triumphs

and he's a son of hero, a melodramatic hero.

And they said, 'Does he knock off the girls or

is he a drunk, is he tired, does he have a hump

on his back?' No, he's absolutely straight-

forward! .He doesn't smoke or drink, he

doesn't eat, he doesn't even drink tea! Let

alone take sugar in it! He doesn't get involved

in an emotional relationship with anybody,

and he is never, but never, gratuitously

violent.

"Someone must have said, 'Well Christ!

That sounds like a very convoluted formula

for anesthetic!' But that if the character. The

character is incapable of development for the

person who is playing him. Fine fellow, but

utterly predictable," Baker says.

"The real trick, and fun for the actor playing him, is:

How can you be utterly predictable

and still come in with enough vitality

and generate enough static and surprise to

gloss over the commonplace and turn it into

something else? It's very difficult."

Defining the Future

"One of the problems in science fiction is

that in the future it gets very difficult to

describe the ordinary artifacts of existence,"

Baker continues. "What are cars going to

look like in the 23rd century? Or men's hair-

cuts? Or women's figures? Nobody knows. It

becomes difficult for writers of the future to

define these artifacts.

"But in fantasy, you can actually blow up

the time factor and go anywhere you want;

but not irresponsibly, because the characters

have to be defined. And yet, in our fantasy,

while we have to define the characters and

their responsibilities, we're not channeled by

the tedious business of what is scientifically

viable—because fantasy actually gives one

the freewheeling area of what might be

desirable, if we could break all the laws of

science and morality or whatever. You break

all the laws! And we can go into a world

which'is marvelous. And it's funny, and

sometimes frightening. All the time there is

the underlying heartbeat of being optimistic,

diverting! But the most important thing is

that television shouldbe diverting! Take people

out of themselves, literally out of life.

"So fantasy has a marvelous service to offer

people. I don't want to patronize any kind

of audience that watches what I do. I adore

them! I love them! They make my whole existence

possible! I truly do love them."

But Baker would still like a chance to

realize more of the Doctor's potential and

perhaps share it with a new audience. Toward

that end, he wrote a screenplay for &Dr. Who

film, but hasn't been able to sell it.

"Nothing has come of it, as you would expect"

Baker says with a sardonic chuckle.

"Moviemakers are very cautious, aren't

they? Dr. Who sells in every country in South

America except two. It sells all over the Mid-

dle East and the Far East, in the United Kingdom,

Australia, New Zealand and sixty-five places

in America.

"It's a formula which is underpinned by

hundreds of hours of television all over the

world. They run it again, and again and

again! And yet somehow, no one will enter

into actually making a movie of it!

"You see, most of the science-fiction or

fantasy movies are contingent upon special

effects for their success. I'm not interested in

special effects, and I think I have a kind of

.popular taste. I trust the audience. And I

don't think that people are interested in just

special effects.

Sharing Is Everything

"The only thing that is interesting, that

makes life bearable, is sharing something

with other people. All the rest is just whippet-

shit! It's only people in dilemmas that're in-

teresting to anybody. What is especially in-

teresting is people cracking the dilemma and

pushing on, surviving.... I'm interested in

ingenuity. I'm interested in characters who

actually amuse me."

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"I'll laugh, but especially at people who

will inspire me with their fundamental sense

of optimism—what they do isn't solved by

the annihilation of the opposition. It isn't

solved by some absolute decision, which

means something is killed or destroyed....

Bores me to death!

"I mean, I think of a few successful shows

like Kojak. I can't picture anything more

despicably sentimental and appalling than the

character of Kojak. So charmless! And when

he tries to be charming he ends up shockingly

sentimental.

"There's such a terrible simplifying of

everything. What happens is such a waste of

material and resources and a waste of tech-

nical possibilities, because they could all be so

much more fun and interesting. I'm opposed

to 'bang bang bang comma, boom boom

boom exclamation mark! On popular televi-

sion there are too many exclamation marks.

Really, the punctuation's pretty awful. Too

many dashes and exclamation marks!"

Baker breaks up laughing at this, and then

looks around. Everyone in the coffee shop

has stopped to listen to him, and he smiles,

enjoying his audience.

"You know, there's a big difference

between television and film. The fundamental

difference is the context in which it takes

place. When you're going to the movies it's a

formal affair. You get on a bus or you go in a

car and you buy a ticket and, although the

movie is a communal experience, it actually

becomes instantly private when the screen

lights up because the movie happens in the

dark. It happens in the dark! That's what's so

marvelously exciting about them! Television,

as opposed to 'happens in the dark,' takes

place practically by definition in a domestic

context where the degree of concentration

and the instance of distraction is stupendous-

ly higher! People are making tea, or tele-

phones are ringing or babies are crying. Peo-

ple are having fights-all with the television

on. You can't do that in a movie, not without

being thrown out!

"So television is always domestic, isn't it?

And that sense catches people also. Although

their degree of concentration might be

slighter and more intermittent, it gets people

when they are terrifically vulnerable. And

because of that amazing intimacy, there's a

difference between television actors and film

actors, because when I meet the audience that

watches me in their living rooms, they feel

much more proprietary about me than they

do about-well, I don't know, say Jack

Nicholson.

Owned by the Audience

"Someone spots me in a restaurant and

their kids come over and say, 'You're Doctor

Who!' And I say, 'Yes, I am. HeUo there.'

I'm the only man in England for whom

'don't talk to a strange man' doesn't apply."

And Baker obviously loves it.

"I'm owned by my audience," he states.

"I'm talking about the character as well as

me, because I inhabit the character physically

-and yet it devours me, it impinges on Tom

Baker's privacy. But I understand that; the

people who recognize me know me from their

living rooms, so there is a difference. They are

daunted by someone they see up on a

70-millimeter screen. But me? Everyone has a

license to talk to me or touch me or kiss me

because I am in their living rooms. So you see,,

television is infinitely more powerful than the

cinema."

Does that explain why Baker stays with the

show, despite TV's built-in limitations? "The

reason I keep on with the character is that,

first of all, it's my living, and secondly, when

I consider the alternatives of what I could be

doing.... You know, I'm really quite ag-

gressive and self-destructive in some ways.

I'm not frightened of unemployment, I'm

hot frightened of scrubbing floors or being a

bartender or whatever. I'm too occupied with

saving what little I have. But when I look

around and see the alternatives.... I know

something about my limitations. No one's

going to give me a big part in the movies,

mostly because I think the big movies are

made in America and by definition are rooted

in American subjects. So there's nothing for

me in American movies.

"Then, when I look at the BBC and popular

television and movies, when I think of

how marketable I am... I look at things on

the air: Well, I might get in that or that....

Do I want to be in that? I don't want to be

prancing around in a costume in some bloody

terrible Jane Austin series or terrible adaptation

of Nicholas Nicholby. It's a lot better

that I go to work and laugh my head off at Dr.

Who, help promote it by coming crazily here

for 48 hours. I may have a wit of a time. It's

much more fun to do that, be involved in the

books and the magazines. Oh, that's much

more fun than to actually pretend to be real.

"I mean, I could never play parts like that

bloody genius David Janson who plays those

paralyzing bores.' How he does it I don't

know. He's another fellow who could actually

make anesthetic redundant. How could he

play those parts?! I mean, I watch him, he's

an incredible man, obviously a genius. He's

a superior person. How he can actually walk

through a door on television and say that

stuff without cracking up, or walking

through saying it without embarassment.

I know I can't compete with those kind of

people.

Into TV History

"So I settle for jolly Dr. Who, which is

terrific fun. I'm not into anything that isn't fun.

"You know, when I got the character I was

desperately out of work and glad to have the

contract. Fortunately, I signed the contract

before anybody else did. I remember the

wonderful feeling I had when I signed this

beautiful contract, which was going to put me

into television history because of the formula.

Even if I had been a disastrous failure I would

have gone into history as the first failure,

because no one has failed Dr. Who.

"That means I never mistake myself for

the character, and I never, ever underestimate

the formula. There are certain actors who fed

nothing could go on without them and sometimes

they're right. What is constantly vital

about Dr. Who is the delicious formula.

"It doesn't matter who takes it on, given

professional expertise. Some hunchback or

... well, it doesn't matter. It's what the character

stands for, what the formula allows,

which is a success. So I never actually think

my contribution is bigger than the formula."

Tom Baker may play down his contribution

to the Dr. Who series, but he is the

catalyst that makes the formula work.

Intense and opinionated, he performs every

word with style, drawing on a dictionary of

gestures and expressions that would make a

mime jealous. Weaving warmth, humor and

verve into an entertainment medium that all

too often settles for the commonplace, Tom

Baker is a renegade in his field. And like the

good Doctor, he thoroughly enjoys it.

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STARLOG/May 1980 pp. 37-39.

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