Fourth Doctor: "A new body is like a new house: it takes a little bit of time to settle in. (He gasps as he looks in a mirror). As for the physiognomy... Well, nothing's perfect!"
(Robot)

Second Doctor: "No, of course not, but a... but a... but a whole galaxy to explore? Millions of planets? Eons of time? Countless civilizations to meet?"
(The War Games)

Fourth Doctor: "I claim the presidency of the Council of Time Lords!"
(Invasion of Time)

Second Doctor: "Well, yes, it's quite close, isn't it? (He sees the Brigadier looking around the console room in disbelief). Oh you'll soon get used to it, old chap. Relative dimensions and all that."
Brigadier: "So this is what you've been doing with UNIT funds and equipment all this time. How's it done, some sort of optical illusion?"
Second Doctor: "Oh, no, no, no. They come like this, really."
(The Three Doctors)

Fourth Doctor: "There you are, so sorry."
(Stones of Blood)

Third Doctor: All right, I suppose you want to see my pass?!! Yes, well I haven't got one. And I'm not going to tell you my name either! Now you just tell Brigadier Lethbridge Stewart that I want to see him!
(Spearhead from Space, 73Kb)

Fourth Doctor: "Before you do anything rash, like pressing another button, may I make an alternative suggestion?"
(Revenge of the Cybermen)

Peri: What happened?
Doctor Six: Change, my dear, and it seems not a moment too soon!
-- The Caves of Androzani (first words)

Doctor One: No, no. They call me the Doctor.
-- The Aztecs

Peri: You're still a little... unstable.
Doctor Six: Unstable? Unstable!? UNSTABLE!?! I am as stable as you will EVER see me!
Peri: Oh, that's reassuring.
-- Attack of the Cybermen

Doctor Six: I suddenly feel conspicuous.
Peri: In THAT coat, I shouldn't wonder.
-- Attack of the Cybermen

Doctor Two: Feed it with useless information. I wonder if I have a television set handy?
--TheThree Doctors

Doctor Six: He is another aspect of me, just as I am of him.
Jamie: Eh? (blank look)
Doctor Six: I was him, he will be me.
Jamie: Who will I be?
-- The Two Doctors

Doctor Six: Did you just call him... The Doctor?!
Master: There is some evil in all of us, Doctor. Even you.
-- Trial of a Time Lord

Doctor Six: The only logic in the Matrix is ... there is no logic.
-- Trial of a Time Lord

Doctor Six: In all my travelling throughout the universe I have battled against evil, against power-mad conspirators. I should have stayed here! The oldest civilization: decadent, degenerate, and rotten to the core. Power-mad conspirators, Daleks, Sontarans, Cybermen... they're still in the nursery compared to us! Ten million years of absolute power. That's what it takes to be really corrupt.
-- Trial of a Timelord

4th Dr.- Some of my best friends are humans. 
(The Invisible Enemy, 15Kb)

4th Dr.- Should we try using our intelligence? 
Leela- Well, if you think that's a good idea. 
(The Invisible Enemy, 33Kb)

4th Dr.- That's the trouble with computers. No IMAGINATION!!! 
(The Invisible Enemy, 33Kb)

4th Dr.- Ha, ha, ha, hah! Yes! YES!!! 
(The Invisible Enemy, 65Kb)

4th Dr.- I'VE HEARD IT ALL BEFORE ! ! ! You megalomaniacs are all the same. 
(The Invisible Enemy, 40Kb)

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