Fourth Doctor: "We have the power to do anything we like.
Absolute power over every particle in the universe!"(The Armageddon Factor)
Fourth Doctor: "We have the power to do anything we like.
Absolute power over every particle in the universe!"
Third Doctor:
What do you think of my new face by the way? Hmmm? I wasn't to sure of it myself to begin with,
but it sort of grows on you.
(Spearhead from Space, 78Kb)
Gather Hade: "To err is computer ...?"
Fourth Doctor: "To forgive is fine!"
(The Sunmakers)
Third Doctor:
My dear Brigadier, it's no earthly good asking me a lot of questions.
(Spearhead from Space, 36Kb)
Third Doctor:
It's the most extraordinary thing. I can't seem to find my sonic screwdriver anywhere.
(Doctor Who and the Silurians, 38Kb)
Third Doctor:
Now I wonder what that's for? Oh well, never mind.
(Doctor Who and the Silurians,
30Kb)
Third Doctor:
Look. Miss Shaw may have the misfortune to work for you, Brigadier. I am a free agent.
(Inferno, 55Kb)
Third Doctor:
I'll think of something . . . I hope.
(Inferno, 28Kb)
Third Doctor:
A question. Isn't anybody going to pay any attention to that computer out there?!!
(Inferno, 53Kb)
Third Doctor:
Look without the TARDIS, I feel rather lost . . . a stranger in a foreign land . . .
a shipwrecked mariner.
(Inferno, 67Kb)
Third Doctor:
Well, I think that certain people ought to pay a lot more attention to the warnings of this
computer.
(Inferno, 44Kb)
Third Doctor:
Yes. Well I'll tell you something that should be of vital interest to you. THAT YOU, SIR, ARE
A NIT WIT ! ! !
(Inferno, 46Kb)
Third Doctor:
Yes. Well I wouldn't have done that if I was you.
(Inferno, 23Kb)
Brigadier:
It seems as though you may be right, Doctor.
Third Doctor: I usually am.
(Terror of the Autons, 32Kb)
Third Doctor:
You know Jo, I sometimes think that military intelligence is a contradiction in terms.
(Terror of the Autons, 44Kb)
Third Doctor:
Oh, well having reached that brilliant conclusion how about getting on with it?
(Terror of the Autons, 33Kb)
Third Doctor:
Not today, thank you.
(Terror of the Autons, 13Kb)
Third Doctor:
What's wrong with being childish? I like being childish.
(Terror of the Autons, 36Kb)
Third Doctor:
Hmm. That's curious.
(Terror of the Autons, 10Kb)
Third Doctor:
Oh no!
(Terror of the Autons, 8Kb)
Third Doctor:
Leave Earth. Stop bothering us. Go somewhere else and be a nuisance elsewhere.
(The Mind of Evil, 44Kb)
Third Doctor:
Thank you, Brigadier. But do you think for once in your life you could manage to arrive
BEFORE the nick of time?
(The Mind of Evil, 61Kb)
The Master:
Ah, Doctor. I was afraid you'd be worried about me. So I thought I'd let you know that
I'm alive and well.
Third Doctor: I'm extremely sorry to hear THAT!
(The Mind of Evil, 73Kb)
Third Doctor:
If I could leave I would. If only to get away from people like YOU!
Brigadier:
(Warningly) Doctor.
Third Doctor: AND YOUR PETTY OBSESSIONS ! ! !
(The Claws of Axos, 68Kb)
Third Doctor:
It seems that I am some kind of a galactic Yo-Yo!
(The Claws of Axos, 33Kb)
Third Doctor:
Before you start annihilating the thing, why don't we just take a look at it.
(The Claws of Axos, 36Kb)
Third Doctor:
All set to destroy it, Brigadier . . . whatever it is?
Brigadier: Just a precaution,
Doctor.
Third Doctor: I see. Shoot first and think afterwards, is that it?
(The Claws of Axos, 84Kb)
Third Doctor:
Eureka!!!
(The Daemons, 10Kb)
Third Doctor:
Yes, of course. I should have known.
(The Daemons, 20Kb)
Third Doctor:
I reversed the polarity of the neurton flow.
(The Sea Devils, 25Kb)
Third Doctor:
How many times have I told you. Violence will get you nowhere.
(The Sea Devils, 67Kb)
Third Doctor:
Well ... I gather that you've made a complete hash of things.
(The Mutants, 38Kb)
(The Highlanders, 12Kb)
Third Doctor:
Got it.
(The Mutants, 6Kb)
Third Doctor:
You are QUITE mad.
(The Mutants, 18Kb)
Earth Examiner:
You are a Doctor I take it?
Third Doctor: I am, yes.
Earth Examiner: Qualified in
. . . ?
Third Doctor: Practically everything.
(The Mutants, 67Kb)
Third Doctor:
Aren't YOU going to say that it's bigger on the inside than it is on the outside? Everybody
else does.
(The Three Doctors, 51Kb)
Third Doctor:
When I tell you to run, you run. Right, RUN!!!
(The Three Doctors, 43Kb)
Second Doctor:
Brigadier, leave it alone!
(The Three Doctors, 14Kb)
Brigadier:
Oh no.
Second Doctor: Oh yes.
(The Three Doctors, 18Kb)
Second Doctor:
Yes, it's quite cozy isn't it? Oh you'll soon get used to it, old chap.
Relative dimensions and all that.
(The Three Doctors, 53Kb)
Second Doctor:
Oh dear. We are in trouble, aren't we.
(The Three Doctors, 39Kb)
First Doctor: Stop dilly dallying!
(The Three Doctors, 12Kb)
First Doctor: Oh, so you're my replacements. A dandy and a clown!
(The Three Doctors, 43Kb)
Second Doctor: Well you've been fiddling with it, haven't you?
Third Doctor: It was perfectly all right until you touched it!
(The Three Doctors, 38Kb)
Third Doctor: Yes. Intriguing, isn't it.
(Carnival of Monsters, 18Kb)
Third Doctor: Fascinating. Absolutely fascinating.
(Invasion of the Dinosaurs, 39Kb)
Third Doctor: Go away.
(Invasion of the Dinosaurs, 10Kb)
Polly: Doctor, you don't want us to think you're afraid do you?
Second Doctor: Why not?
(The Highlanders, 35Kb)
Second Doctor: Bah. Dramatic piffle.
(The Highlanders, 28Kb)
Second Doctor: I've no idea.
(The Highlanders, 9Kb)
Second Doctor: I've only just thought about it.
(The Highlanders, 16Kb)
Second Doctor: (With heavy German accent) Doctor von Verner at your service.
Sergeant: Doctor Who?
Second Doctor: That's what I said.
(The Highlanders, 16Kb)
Second Doctor: Tsk, tsk,tsk. So sad. Hmm.
(The Highlanders, 33Kb)
Polly: Doctor.
Second Doctor: (Waking up) Hmm?
Polly: Doctor!
Second Doctor: Hmmm!
Polly: Have you got a plan for us?
Second Doctor: (Pausing) No.
(The Highlanders, 62Kb)
Second Doctor: Let's have a tune to cheer us all up!
Ben: Yeah, I didn't think we'd heard the last of that.
(Doctor begins playing his recorder)
(The Highlanders, 74Kb)
Second Doctor: That does it.
(The Highlanders, 15Kb)
Second Doctor: Go on!!!
(The Highlanders, 11Kb)
Second Doctor: I would like a hat like that.
(The Highlanders, 14Kb)
Second Doctor: Now then, do we all know what we have to do?
(The Highlanders, 25Kb)
Second Doctor: Can you imagine? I found them (his clothes) thrown out on the rubbish dump!
(The Highlanders, 30Kb)
Second Doctor: I was just beginning to enjoy myself.
(The Highlanders, 16Kb)
Second Doctor: Will you give us your word that you'll not molest us?
(The Highlanders, 40Kb)
Second Doctor: (Yawning) Oh, I don't know. We'll think of something. I must get some sleep.
(The Highlanders, 41Kb)
Second Doctor: What's this?
(The Highlanders, 6Kb)
Second Doctor: I wonder.
(The Highlanders, 11Kb)
First Doctor: Now then, which switch was it? No, no, no. Ah yes ... that is it!
(An Unearthly Child, 48Kb)
First Doctor: Oh, go away.
(An Unearthly Child, 13Kb)
Ian: Well ... just open the doors, Dr Foreman.
First Doctor: Eh? Doctor who? What's he talking about?
An Unearthly Child, 48Kb)
First Doctor:
Have you ever thought what it's like to be wanderers in the fourth dimension ...
to be exiles?
(An Unearthly Child, 62Kb)
Barbara:
Are you saying that you don't know how to work this thing?
First Doctor:
Oh of course I can't. I'm not a miracle worker.
(An Unearthly Child, 62Kb)
First Doctor:
It's still a police box. Why hasn't it changed? Dear dear how very disturbing.
(An Unearthly Child, 67Kb)
First Doctor:
What do you want?
(An Unearthly Child, 8Kb)
First Doctor:
Oh! (chuckles) I don't think so young man. No ... I don't think so.
(An Unearthly Child, 60Kb)
First Doctor:
Dear ... dear ... how very disturbing.
(An Unearthly Child, 31Kb)
First Doctor:
Oh yes, yes,yes, yes! All right then!
(The Daleks, 14Kb)
First Doctor:
No! Just a minute.
(The Daleks, 9Kb)
First Doctor:
Well we musn't diddle about.
(The Daleks, 12Kb)
First Doctor:
And you needn't look at me like that, young man!
(The Daleks, 21Kb)
First Doctor:
I don't know.
(The Daleks, 8Kb)
First Doctor:
Ah ha! Yes.Yes, absorbing. Most absorbing. Eh heh.
(The Daleks, 45Kb)
First Doctor:
What you are trying to do is utterly impossible!
(The Aztecs, 37Kb)
First Doctor:
But you can't rewrite history. NOT ONE LINE ! ! !
(The Aztecs, 32Kb)
First Doctor:
Oh, I don't see why not. Hmmm?
(The Aztecs, 24Kb)
First Doctor:
What are you talking about!
(The Aztecs, 16Kb)
Fourth Doctor:
There's no point in being grown up if you can't be childish sometimes.
(Robot, 33Kb)
First Doctor:
One day I shall come back. Yes, I shall come back. Until then there must be no regrets,
no tears, no anxieties. Just go forward in all your beliefs . . . and prove to me that I am
not mistaken in mine.
(The Dalek Invasion of Earth, 160Kb)
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